It’s been that kind of week…

In which I get a little…help

Aaaagh! It’s only chapter five, how can I be stuck already?

U: It appears you are having difficulties.

GAH!

U: Men call me The Watcher…

I know, I know…will you get off the keyboard? It’s not helping.

U: I cannot help, I may only observe the comings and goings of this human race…

Whatever Uatu, I’ve read the comics you’re about as unobtrusive as a tornado.

U: SILENCE HUMAN…I am sensing… a plot bunny. I noticed you were writing something.

You’re worse than clippie, you know that right?

U: WHAT IF…instead of humans, they sent up squirrels that absorbed the cosmic rays turning them into the FANTASTIC SQUIRRELS! Or…Deadpool as a high school girl strangely attracted to the new pale boy that hates her…

You’re basically just an immortal fanfic writer aren’t you?

U: Wasabi peas gain sentience! BATMAN DATES KITTY PRIDE!!!

That’s not even in the same universe!!! AUGH!!! I’m going to the bookstore…

U: I can’t believe that actually worked.

G: Hey, Skirty, you want in on this or what?

Internet diet

Once I’m finished with this post I’m turning off my computer for the rest of the day. I swear I went on some kind of mindless browsing binge this weekend and it has spilled over into the week and that is not good.

I don’t want to think of the time I wasted when I could be writing or doing other productive things. I’ve even gone so far as to install this Freedom program http://macfreedom.com/ to keep me on task when I do open the laptop up later today to get some real writing done.

I also need to get a haircut, soon. For I am totally rocking the Hermione at the moment.

So farewell, farewell twitter-feed, FB and all those other lovely time wasters. I’ll see you on the other side.*

And now a picture, because pictures are always nice.

A few years ago at the Japanese gardens.

*hopefully with something new to share.